The future is in good hands...

20140623-113032-41432323.jpg Malden Skatepark: Perhaps the only place on Earth you could bring your girlfriend and a 12-pack of Capri Suns and have them both stolen away by this dude in one swift motion. Take a good look at this guy, cuz he'll drink all of your Mountain Coolers™, then use that energy to immediately "fuck" your "bitch". This is the cold, cruel world we live in, and home boy is reigning supreme.